Monthly Archives: December 2010

Christmas dinner is delayed on account of distracting sideburns

I’ve discovered the secret to a joyous Christmas: give unto others the gift of things that will entertain you while you’re home. This is a sure fire way to prevent boredom, arguments, and overeating. I just spent a novel afternoon … Continue reading

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Measuring Distance in Music

A couple of weeks ago I went to a bar in Parkdale for a friend’s birthday. I rode my bike, and was pleasantly surprised to find that the length of time it took between pressing play in the Beaches and … Continue reading

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For Emily, Wherever I May Find Her (i.e. Waswanipi)

I want to dedicate a song to my dear friend Emily, who (while I was at a Wolf Parade concert) was dealing with the threat of actual wolves in Waswanipi. Here is a really good song that mentions wolves. Not … Continue reading

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Ryan Reynolds in a Box at The Fox

Rather than hide my narcissism, I’m going to try to keep up a blog. Hopefully this will turn me into a more interesting person by encouraging me to leave the house once in a while so that I have something … Continue reading

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